The SATs.....

dipshit. asshole. shithead. douchebag. I can't take it anymore......
So, how's it goin'?

490 handmade pillows have asked me to dance with them

will I understand? probably not. will other people understand? probably not. do people think they understand? yeah and they are lying to the world and themselves.
Facebook seems to control everything nowadays... I kinda hate that :p
Guess what asshole? I quit. I'm done with you.

19 penguins apologise for their incompetence

So.
Swimming. Is. Pathetically. Stupid.
Makes. Me. Want. To. Die. Today.
Me.
Want.
To. Swim. Or. Not. To. Swim. That. is-. No. Fuck. That. No. Swimming. Ever.
Shove.
A.
Pizzacutter.
Down. Into. Water. Is. A. Place. I. Hate. Most.
My.
Freaking. Society. Just. Assumes. Everyone. Loves. Swimming. Come. Summertime.
Throat.

Houses and houses and houses as far as the Eye can see

I don't know how to pole dance. Or snap my fingers. 

shit happens....let's see if we can make it to Broadway

Let's go see if love actually exists
Let's go see if our brains can actually grasp the idea of unconditional love
Let's go see if love is agnostic
Let's go see where our hearts really are
Let's go shake hands with "strong feelings"
             see if he has a cousin named Love
Let's go visit his cousin
Turn the corner onto Blasphemy lane
        Spot a missing person's flyer with a question mark
Name: Love
Age: Forever

......random as shit. this wasn't even supposed to be a poem :P

no one seems to understand when they hear "scary vampire" anymore

thanks to Stephanie Meyer, who, obviously based the character Bella Swan off herself. And have forever killed the Halloween spirit and ferocity of the vampire. And to make matters worse, she let an over aged twilight fan girl become the director of the movie "Twilight" which was, in fact, the most tasteless and horrifyingly dull movie I have ever been forced to sit down and watch. It really is as if they had taken a Twilight obsessed teenager and had him/her get drunk and high for the next 3 months to cast, make script, and film the entire movie. The story line might have been a good one, (given I have not read the Twilight series) if the film had been executed in a professional fashion. This really wasn't supposed to be a review on how much I hate this tasteless movie that I have been trying to avoid watching ever since it had realised into theatres... this was supposed to be about how I FINALLY saw the glourious 1920's silent film, "Nosferatu". It was an amazing movie that watch for my mind to resurrect the images of what a real vampire is supposed to look like. Not a greasy-haired, British "heart throb" who obviously does not look good when extremely pale.
lefji: if you haven't noticed, this title is actually completely relevant to the blog....i believe this is a first

Betrayal Rings,
Jennifer.

rants, rents, and birthday cards

Birthday was ok....got ruined by being forced to study for an exam. But the days not over yet so we'll see....embarassment is a counteract against confidence and frankly don't have much confidence in things so I'll leave it at that. That made no sense to me right then....
fact: having garlic butter croutons not only gives you the munchies for more, but makes your breathe smell like shit.

Yo, yo yo yoyo yoplait....

Ridiculous how violent those butterflies in your stomach can get.

D,
Jennifer.

Evil Forces are Upon Us Like Cupcakes on Mars

The only reason I still believe in love is because I've never been in love. Well, it's always been one-sided love. Me being the one side, him being the other... I also don't understand why people want to live until they're 80. I would find no reason in living if I couldn't finish exploring the world and having to rely on people to do abslutely everything for me. I think at oldest, I will live to be 55.

Candy

Trick or Treating was fun. Even though people would say im "too old". But everyone knows thats bullshit so yeah :P. Got loads of sweets and popcorn....
studying it up for the next 4 hours for exams woo! fml.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again, if you think your alive then you're better off dead."
-Diamonds Aren't Forever By: Bring Me The Horizon <3

Sparkling Water,
Jennifer

Powerade

I didn't want to have a lame title like "first blog!" or some stupid shit like that so i chose the drink that i am currently digesting: Powerade. My favourite letter is D. Isn't that great to know. I like drawing things unrealistically. My favourite bands are: All Time Low, Muse, Daft Punk, Bring Me The Horizon, and yea....
facets, facets, facets, facets.....

Youtube's pretty great too. Charlieissocoollike, Hexachordal, Shimmycocopuffsss, Nerimon, Eddplant, 3sixty5days, Mychonny, Smosh, Nigahiga, Desandnate, Capndesdes, Ahoyonateo, Bobatoki, Shanedawsontv

Nike, Fatty, Lanky, Blondie, Hot Guy #1, Hot Guy #2, Daydream Guy, Pink Phone/Fake Swooshy, Blondie 2. gotta love em XD hahahaha except lanky...hes and asshole. and blondie has crazy mood swings.

I honestly don't think 13 year olds are capable of learning adv. bio. but shes taking it anyway :P

Pencil Carvings,
Jennifer.