19 penguins apologise for their incompetence

So.
Swimming. Is. Pathetically. Stupid.
Makes. Me. Want. To. Die. Today.
Me.
Want.
To. Swim. Or. Not. To. Swim. That. is-. No. Fuck. That. No. Swimming. Ever.
Shove.
A.
Pizzacutter.
Down. Into. Water. Is. A. Place. I. Hate. Most.
My.
Freaking. Society. Just. Assumes. Everyone. Loves. Swimming. Come. Summertime.
Throat.